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Title |
| 1 |
I can't find the cause of your pain
- |As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your comp... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
I have bad and very bad news
- |Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad ne... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
I have good news and bad news
- |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
I often feel guilty
- |Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
I think I need a pair of glasses
- |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
I want to lose some weight
- |A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twe... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
I would like to havea second opinion
- |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
I'm gaining weight doctor
- |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
I've got good and bad
- |I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor te... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Is she feeling any better?
- |Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change... Read the whole joke |
