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Ode to cranky men
- |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as... Read the whole joke |
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OLD never dies
- |OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose t... Read the whole joke |
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OLD NEVER DIES 10
- |OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're... Read the whole joke |
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OLD NEVER DIES 11
- |OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD RAIN P... Read the whole joke |
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OLD NEVER DIES 12
- |OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they ... Read the whole joke |
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OLD NEVER DIES 13
- |OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the... Read the whole joke |
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OLD NEVER DIES 14
- |OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of timeOLD WATCH... Read the whole joke |
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OLD NEVER DIES 15
- |OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just stop ringingO... Read the whole joke |
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OLD NEVER DIES 2
- |OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD ... Read the whole joke |
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OLD NEVER DIES 3
- |OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run into the groundOLD C... Read the whole joke |
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OLD NEVER DIES 4
- |OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz... Read the whole joke |
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OLD NEVER DIES 6
- |OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell that wayOLD HOCKEY... Read the whole joke |
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OLD NEVER DIES 7
- |OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose c... Read the whole joke |
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OLD NEVER DIES 8
- |OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle off the... Read the whole joke |
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OLD NEVER DIES 9
- |OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to ... Read the whole joke |
