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What did Arafat say to Clinton?
- What did Arafat say to Clinton?"Sheep don't talk, my friend."... Read the whole joke |
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What did the German clockmaker say to the clock...
- What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick,tick'?'Ve haff vays of ma... Read the whole joke |
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What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
- What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"... Read the whole joke |
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What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
- What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!... Read the whole joke |
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What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
- What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.... Read the whole joke |
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What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a...
- Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to... Read the whole joke |
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What do Arabs do on saturday night?
- What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.... Read the whole joke |
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What do Germans use for birth control?
- What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!... Read the whole joke |
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What do the Chinese call a 69?
- Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
- What do true rednecks do on Halloween? - Pump kin.... Read the whole joke |
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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
- What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.... Read the whole joke |
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What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
- What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.... Read the whole joke |
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What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
- What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic... Read the whole joke |
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What do you call a gay Indian?
- What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!... Read the whole joke |
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What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
- What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy Jappy, with a crap ha... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
- What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.... Read the whole joke |
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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
- What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
- What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?We B Toyz N' Shit... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
- Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
- Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil of Ole'... Read the whole joke |
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What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
- What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
- What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop...
- What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang...
- What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, cli... Read the whole joke |
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What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill...
- Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain killers?A: After ... Read the whole joke |
