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Lawyer in a car wreck
- One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Lawyer Means...
- What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Lawyer Sky Diving
- What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Lawyer Statue
- One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, an... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Lawyer vs Physician
- A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in ... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Lawyer's Birthday Gift
- What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Lawyer's club
- |A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for ... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Lawyer's personal injury
- |A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Lawyer, police man, doctor
- 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint pe... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Lawyers and sperm
- What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Lawyers give irrelevant information
- |Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass g... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Lawyers on a flight
- |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Lawyers on a jury
- |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury pan... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Lawyers take everything
- |A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Learning a lesson
- |A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from coll... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Leaving money for the dead
- |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body o... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Light bulb lawyers
- |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him ... Read the whole joke |
