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Title |
| 1 |
Want to go into space?
- |NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Ea... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Were you ever arrested?
- |A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrest... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
What and who am I?
- |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they co... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
What is his occupation?
- |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
What is the oldest profession?
- |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of ... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
What is two plus two?
- |An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive off... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
What should they get?
- |Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy ... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
What type of tracks?
- |Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the f... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
What's your wife's name?
- |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
When you know you must really be drunk
- |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes lat... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Who handles cases?
- |Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat ... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Who owns the cows?
- |After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his future. He went ... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Who would steal?
- |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I h... Read the whole joke |
