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Have you heard the one about the...
- Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90%... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
- How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
How are men like UFOs?
- How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they'r... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
- How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.... Read the whole joke |
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How do men exercise at the beach?
- How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
How do men sort their laundry?
- How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".... Read the whole joke |
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How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
- Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you turn it over!Sent by gms38... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
How do you get a man to do situps?
- How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his ankles...... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
How do you scare a man?
- How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
How does a man keep his youth?
- Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
- Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
How is a man like a snow fall?
- How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will las... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
- How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't ta... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
How many honest, intelligent, caring men...
- How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of th... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. Its never happened.... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
How many men does it take to open a beer?
- How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
- How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and sh... Read the whole joke |
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.The other... Read the whole joke |
