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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
- Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business.... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
What did the man say when he walked...
- Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
- Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crot... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
What do men dream of?
- Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?Being st... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
- What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
- What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
- What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
- What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
What does a man and a floor have in common?
- Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk a... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping...
- What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?You didn't hold... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
What food best describes a man?
- What food best describes a man? Jerky... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
- What's a man's idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
What is defference between man and Superman?
- What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
- What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
- What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off.... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
What kind of clothes are there?
- What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
- What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes.... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
What's the ultimate rejection?
- Q: What's the ultimate rejection?A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
- Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
When should you care for a man's company?
- When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it.... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
- Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Where is the best place in a book store to find a man...
- Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimula... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Which of the following lines will do a better job...
- Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
- Why can't a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?Sent by Chris... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Why are men like blenders?
- Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.... Read the whole joke |
