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Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
- 1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2.) If you h... Read the whole joke |
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Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re bored
- Office work dull?...None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?...Amuse yourself. Points are awa... Read the whole joke |
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Things to do visiting your Therapist
- Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a comb, comb your tongue... Read the whole joke |
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Things To Think About Our Government
- 29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested for fraud. 19 Have b... Read the whole joke |
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Things you don't want to hear during surgery
- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness." ... Read the whole joke |
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Things You Never Use
- Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. "... Read the whole joke |
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Things You'd Love to Say at Work!
- Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2. Do I look ... Read the whole joke |
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Things you'd really like to say at work!
- 01. I can see your point, but you're still full of crap.02. I don't know what your problem is, but I... Read the whole joke |
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Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say
- Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. You know Pum... Read the whole joke |
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Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
- What do you mean today's our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just wat... Read the whole joke |
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Think about it!
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember m... Read the whole joke |
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Think You\'re A Man?
- Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you're a man?... Read the whole joke |
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Thinnest Books
- The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette... Read the whole joke |
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Thinnest World\'s Book Is...
- What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.... Read the whole joke |
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Thirteen!
- A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents... Read the whole joke |
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This day holds a lot of meaning for me...
- This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years agothat I lost my dear wife and... Read the whole joke |
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This guy was driving down the highway...
- This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The cop asked the man for his... Read the whole joke |
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This is bad...real bad!
- A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to c... Read the whole joke |
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This is so dumb - it's funny!
- There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot.One ... Read the whole joke |
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This kid knows the answer!
- One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, "I'll give $2 to the child who c... Read the whole joke |
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This little Piggy!
- A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he hops off the bar stool, pees on the ... Read the whole joke |
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This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent...
- This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That's the price you pay for l... Read the whole joke |
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This old man!
- A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.The first wa... Read the whole joke |
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This Santa is ticked off!
- You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs,... Read the whole joke |
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This vet must belong to an HMO!
- A man rushed into the veterinarian's office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examine... Read the whole joke |
