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| 1 |
Miget with a lisp!
- This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend."I know this midget who wants to buy ... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Mileage
- A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, sh... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Military Wisdom!
- 1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the right of way.3. Don't look conspicu... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Milk Truck
- Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
- This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Miller Time
- My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a very romantic atmosphere.In fact, all o... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Mime in the forest
- If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime... does anyone care?... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Mind
- Don't let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out alone!... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Misbehaving Guide Dog
- A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
- Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give ... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Miss Muffet
- Little miss muffet... sat on her tuffet... eating her kurds and way.Along came a spider, who sat dow... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Miss My Ex
- I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Miss Right
- I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was "Always."... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Missy in heat
- Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Mixed Emotions
- Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Mixed football jokes
- A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room we... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Mixed Not!
- Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They're afraid the kids will grow up too l... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Modem Addiction
- "Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over $450?" my wife scolded me in her hars... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Mole Smells
- There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house o... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Mom Before Date
- Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?A: If you're not in bed by 12, come... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Mom's Brownies Recipe
- Mom's Brownies Recipe...Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in ... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Mommas So Fat
- Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Mommy Dearest!
- As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on ... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Mommy\'s Lil\' Helper
- Little Susie was Mommy's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Soon, eve... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Money for panites.
- There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up a... Read the whole joke |
