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Aviation jokes - 16380
- A few days after Christmas, a
mother was
working in the kitchen listening
to her son playing w... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Aviation jokes - 16381
- A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it
reached a
comfortable
cruising altitude, the cap... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Aviation jokes - 17311
- The Captain was
Jewish, and the new First
Officer was Chinese. It was the
first time they had ... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Aviation jokes - 17312
- An
employee of USAir with the last name of
Gay boarded a USAir flight with
a free travel vouch... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Aviation jokes - 17313
- During the heat of the space race in the
1960's, the U.S.
National
Aeronautics and Space Admin... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Aviation jokes - 17314
- Southwest Airlines makes humor a high
priority. Here are some
actual humorous statements by ai... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Aviation jokes - 17315
- Delta Airlines recently
introduced a
special half-fare rate for wives
accompanying their husba... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Aviation jokes - 17316
- An airline stewardess was giving the standard
safety briefing to the
passengers. She had just ... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Aviation jokes - 17317
- At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters
all of ticket
agents were
doing their best to poli... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Aviation jokes - 17318
- A mother and her son were
flying
"Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to
Chicago. The son (who had ... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Aviation jokes - 17319
- Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson
Mandela are in an airplane with
20 kids. The airplane... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Aviation jokes - 17320
- An airplane was losing altitude
over the
Rocky Mountains. The pilot over
the intercom said that... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Aviation jokes - 17321
- There were three guys in an
airplane. One
guy dropped
a rock, another dropped a brick, and the ... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Aviation jokes - 17322
- No flight ever leaves on time unless you are
running
late and need the
delay to make the flight... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Aviation jokes - 17323
- One day at a busy
airport, the passengers
on a commercial
airliner are seated, waiting for the ... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Aviation jokes - 17324
- A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, t... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Aviation jokes - 17325
- An award should go to the United Airlines gate
agent in
Denver for being smart and funny, and ma... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Aviation jokes - 17326
- A man named Mr. Smith was
flying from San
Francisco to LA.
Unexpectedly the plane stopped in S... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Aviation jokes - 17327
- Fred and his wife Edna went to the state
fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd ... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Aviation jokes - 17328
- An airline pilot wrote that on this
particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway r... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Aviation jokes - 17329
- A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool
on the aviation frequencies.
This was his firs... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Aviation jokes - 17330
- A student was heading home for the holidays.
When she got to
the airline counter, she presented ... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Aviation jokes - 17331
- Brendan had spent a week
visiting his
family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old
... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Aviation jokes - 17332
- Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the
other day, a
passenger noticed that the "Fasten Sea... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Aviation jokes - 17333
- An airline pilot was scheduled to take a
flight from New York to Los
Angeles. The weather was to... Read the whole joke |
