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Title |
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Aviation jokes - 17334
- Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this
announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Aviation jokes - 17335
- The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport
were often short-tempered. They not only expected yo... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Aviation jokes - 17336
- From a
Southwest Airlines employee: "There
may be 50 ways to leave your
lover, but there are o... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Aviation jokes - 17337
- Pilot says:
"Folks, we have reached our
cruising altitude now, so I am going to
switch the sea... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Aviation jokes - 17338
- United
Airlines FA: "Ladies and
Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our
Captain has... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Aviation jokes - 17339
- From the pilot during his welcome message:
"We are pleased to have some of the best flight atten... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Aviation jokes - 17340
- Another flight
Attendant's comment on a
less than perfect landing: "We ask you to
please remai... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Aviation jokes - 17341
- An
airline pilot wrote that on this
particular flight he had hammered his
ship into the runway... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Aviation jokes - 17342
- After a real crusher of a landing in
Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gen... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Aviation jokes - 17343
- Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival
announcement: "We'd like to
thank you folks for flying with... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Aviation jokes - 17344
- Overheard on an American Airlines flight into
Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Aviation jokes - 17345
- It was mealtime on a small airline and the
flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Aviation jokes - 17346
- An airplane pilot dies at the controls.
He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arriv... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Aviation jokes - 17347
- How does the captain know the aircraft is
safely at the ramp?
Both the engines and the co-pilot s... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Aviation jokes - 17348
- After the first
takeoff of the fully
automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing,
re... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Aviation jokes - 17349
- As the airliner was preparing to land in
Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noti... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Aviation jokes - 17350
- While cruising at 40,000
feet, the
airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window.
"G... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Aviation jokes - 17351
- An airplane was flying from LA to New York.
About an
hour into the flight, the pilot announced, ... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Aviation jokes - 17352
- Taxiing down the tarmac,
the jetliner
abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. ... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Aviation jokes - 17353
- A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a
landing at an airport
they had never been to before... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Aviation jokes - 17354
- A young guy in a two-engine fighter was
flying
escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance,... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Aviation jokes - 17355
- "Flight 1234, for noise
abatement turn
right 45 degrees.."
"But Center, we are at 35,000 feet, ... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Aviation jokes - 17356
- Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 1234... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Aviation jokes - 17357
- A man telephoned an airline office in New
York
and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Bosto... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Aviation jokes - 17358
- A man walks up to the
counter at the
airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent.
"I want a rou... Read the whole joke |
