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Title |
| 1 |
Baby jokes - 17460
- Why did you drop the
baby?
Well, Mrs
Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to s... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Baby jokes - 17461
- It can't go on! It can't go on!
What can't
go on?
This baby's vest ? it's too small for me.... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Baby jokes - 17462
- Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
thought babies should be pink, so she took this on... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Baby jokes - 17463
- Mum, are the Smiths very poor people?
I
don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?
Because they ma... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Baby jokes - 17464
- Daddy,
daddy, can I have another glass of
water, please?
But that's the tenth one I've given y... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Baby jokes - 17465
- Doctor, doctor, my
baby's swallowed a watch!
Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pas... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Baby jokes - 17466
- A
scoutmaster asked one of his troop what
good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," sai... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Baby jokes - 17467
- Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Because it's a nappy time.... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Baby jokes - 17468
- Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy.
Mrs Brown: Tell ... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Baby jokes - 17469
- I see the baby's nose is running
again,"
said a worried father.
"For goodness sake!" snapped h... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Baby jokes - 17470
- A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Baby jokes - 17471
- How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You
rock-et.... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Baby jokes - 17472
- Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
sister?
I'd much rather have a jelly baby.... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Baby jokes - 17473
- Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs
Bigger's
baby?
Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigg... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Baby jokes - 17474
- Do you like your
new baby sister?
She's
all right.
Do you play with her?
No, and we can't ... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Baby jokes - 17475
- Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
weight in
two weeks by drinking elephant's milk.... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Baby jokes - 17476
- How do you get a paper baby?
Marry an old
bag.... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Baby jokes - 17477
- What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Baby jokes - 17478
- Why is a baby like an diamond?
Because it's
a dear little thing.... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Baby jokes - 17479
- When a baby is learning to eat,
shouldn't he
have an L-plate?... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Baby jokes - 17480
- Why did the baby monster put his father
in
the freezer?
Because he wanted frozen pop.... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Baby jokes - 17481
- Mum, is it true my baby sister came
from
Heaven?
Yes, that's right.
Well, I don't blame God ... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Baby jokes - 17482
- Three men were discussing at a bar about
coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Baby jokes - 17483
- What did
the Pharaohs use to keep their
babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies.... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Baby jokes - 17484
- Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
crib?
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... Read the whole joke |
