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Title |
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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17543
- Two guys
were in a bar,
and they were both watching the television when the news
came on.
It... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17544
- John was sitting outside his
local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17545
- A neutron walks into a bar.
"I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a
bee... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17546
- A circus owner
walked
into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little
sho... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17547
- A man walks into a bar, and
as he makes his
way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone
... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17548
- A man who smelled like a
distillery flopped on a subway seat
next to a priest. The man's tie
w... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17549
- A man walks into a bar and
says, "Bartender, give me two shots."
Bartender says, "You want them ... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17550
- A good samaritan was walking
home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk.
... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17551
- John & Jessica were on their
way
home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the
p... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17552
- A seal walks into a bar
and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender asks the seal,
"W... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17553
- John Smith lived in
Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the
ferr... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17554
- Yesterday, scientists in the
United States
revealed that beer contains small traces of female
... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17555
- Three vampires walk into a
bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the
f... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17556
- A man walks into a pub
and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog
bi... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17557
- A golf club walks into a
local bar and asks
the barman for a pint of beer.
The barman
refus... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17558
- A motorway walks
into a
pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink.
He
ju... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17559
- The bartender asks the guy
sitting at the bar, "What'll you
have?" The guy answers, "A scotch,
... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17560
- A brain walks into a bar and
says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."
The barman looks
at h... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17561
- One night, this guy come
into a
bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for
anoth... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17562
- A man had been out in the
back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't
... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17563
- A regular at Bob's Bar
came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that
... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17564
- A man walks into a bar and
has a couple of beers. Once
he is donem the bartender tells him he
... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17565
- It seems a gentleman had too
much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17566
- The drunk was
floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into
... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17567
- A man drinks a shot of
whiskey every
night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him
... Read the whole joke |
