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Title |
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Money jokes - 23606
- How can a can you double your money?
By
folding it in half.... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Money jokes - 23607
- Three animals were having a drink in a cafe,
when the owner asked for the money.
"I'm not payi... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Money jokes - 23608
- Dad, would you like to save
some money?
I
certainly would, son.
Any suggestions?
Sure. Why ... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Money jokes - 23609
- I hate paying my income tax.
You should be a
good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?
I'd... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Money jokes - 23610
- What happened when Dumbo went
to a
mindrreader?
They gave him his money back.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Money jokes - 23611
- The best way of saving money is to forget who
you borrowed it from.... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Money jokes - 23612
- Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that
money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt.
Harr... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Money jokes - 23613
- Who dropped a wad of notes with
an elastic
band round them?
I did!
Well, here's the elastic ... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Money jokes - 23614
- A doctor had been attending a rich
old man
for some time, but it became apparent that the old ch... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Money jokes - 23615
- Have you heard about the new aftershave that
drives women
crazy?
No! Tell me about it. It sm... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Money jokes - 23616
- At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting
the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred ... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Money jokes - 23617
- Elmore walked into his
favorite truck stop
cafe and said to the owner,
"Hey, Roy, you wanna t... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Money jokes - 23619
- Three boys were walking along the beach one day
when
they see a cave. The first boy goes in and ... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Money jokes - 23620
- An English teacher asked her class to write an
essay on what they'd do
if they had a million dol... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Money jokes - 23621
- Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad
asked him why.
'I've lost five cents,' sobbed
... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Money jokes - 23622
- William: May I have some
money for the man
crying outside ?
Mum: What crying man ?
William: Th... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Money jokes - 23623
- Johnny
collected lots of money from trick or
treating and he went to the candy
store to buy so... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Money jokes - 23624
- Ted
said to his friend, 'can you lend me
$10?'
'But I only have $8,' his friend replied.
That'... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Money jokes - 23625
- If you found a five
dollar bill in every
pocket of your coat, what would you have ?
Someone els... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Money jokes - 23626
- A little monster was learning to play the
violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Money jokes - 23627
- Why did your sister feed money to her cow
?
Because she wanted to get rich milk.... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Money jokes - 23628
- My sister fell in love at second
sight. When
she first met him she didn't know how rich he
was... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Money jokes - 23629
- 'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl
to the fortune-teller.
'That's very expensive,isn'... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Money jokes - 23630
- Visitor: You're very quiet,
Jennifer.
Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Money jokes - 23631
- 'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane
sobbed.
'Don't worry,' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't ... Read the whole joke |
