||Salesmen jokes - 24805
- "No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman to
salesman. "I cannot see you today!"... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24806
- Salesman: Roll up, roll up! Come to our
mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth ... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24807
- One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment
doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the ... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24808
- The top toothbrush salesman at the company
was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many ... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24809
- An inexperienced real estate
asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry ... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24810
- Policeman: Why didn't you check your
Driver: It broke when I hit 100.... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24811
- Salesman: That suit looks nice. It
like a bandage.
Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accide... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24812
- Salesman: This jug is
Customer: But it says "Made in Cleveland."
Sales... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24813
- Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket
Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pock... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24814
- Customer: You
said these pants were pure
wool, but the label says "all cotton."
Salesman: Oh, t... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24815
- Ned: What does
your Dad sell ?
Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too.
Ed: Shake.... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24816
- What does a carpet salesman give his wife for
Rugs and kisses!... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24817
- A famous art collector is walking through the
when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24818
- What happened when the man asked the salesman
for a good belt?
"O.K., you asked for it," the sa... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24819
- What do you have to know to be a real estate
Lots.... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24820
- What salesman has the slickest line?
hair grease salesman.... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24821
- A realty salesman had just closed his first
deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had... Read the whole joke
||Salesmen jokes - 24822
- "Is your mother home?" the
a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. ... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 16794
- Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 16795
- Teacher: Who can tell me where
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden m... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 16796
- Teacher: Why
does the statue of liberty
stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit ... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 16797
- Teacher: Where is your homework?
lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 16798
- Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is
Pupil: That's not fair!
You answer the easy ones and... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24823
- When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it
remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there a... Read the whole joke
||School jokes - 24824
- Why did the teacher put the
Because the class was so dim!... Read the whole joke