| # |
Title |
| 1 |
School jokes - 24850
- Teacher: You're new
here aren't you,
what's your name?
Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
School jokes - 24851
- Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and
won't be able to come to school today.
School Secr... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
School jokes - 24852
- Father: I hear you skipped school
to play
football
Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to pro... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
School jokes - 24853
- A history joke
Teacher: When was Rome
built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
P... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
School jokes - 24854
- Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I
didn't know where the
Rockies were.
Mother: Well ne... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
School jokes - 24855
- Mother: What
was the first thing you
learned in class?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my ... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
School jokes - 24856
- Teacher: What's big
and yellow and comes
in the morning to brighten a mothers day?
Pupil: The s... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
School jokes - 24857
- Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put
your hand to your mouth!
Pupil: What?, and get b... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
School jokes - 24858
- Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't
you?
Pupil: Not very much!... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
School jokes - 24859
- An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is
your homework?
Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mo... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
School jokes - 24860
- An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your
homework?
Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't ... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
School jokes - 24861
- An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your
homework?
Pupil: My little sister ate it!... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
School jokes - 24862
- Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why
were
you late?
Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
Teach... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
School jokes - 24863
- An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is
your homework?
Pupil: Some aliens from outer space bo... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
School jokes - 24864
- An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is
your homework?
Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
School jokes - 24865
- Teacher:
Can anyone tell me how many
seconds there are in a year?
Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd ... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
School jokes - 24866
- An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is
your homework?
Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
School jokes - 24867
- Mother: What did you learn in school
today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did you write?
Son: ... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
School jokes - 24868
- Teacher: This is the third time I've had to
tell you off this week, what have you got to say abo... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
School jokes - 24869
- Teacher: Didn't you hear me call
you?
Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
School jokes - 24870
- Why was the headmaster
worried?
Because
there were too many rulers in school!... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
School jokes - 24871
- Why did the teacher
wear
sunglasses?
Because his class was so bright!... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
School jokes - 24872
- Did you hear about the cross eyed
teacher?
He couldn't control his pupils!... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
School jokes - 24873
- Teacher: What family does the octopus belong
to?
Pupil: Nobody I know!... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
School jokes - 24874
- What's yellow, has wheels and lies on its
back?
A dead school bus!... Read the whole joke |
