| # |
Title |
| 1 |
Space jokes - 25135
- Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but
they left after a few minutes ?
You see, it had n... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Space jokes - 25136
- How do spacemen pass the time on long
trips
?
They play astronauts and crosses !... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Space jokes - 25137
- First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
Second Spaceman:
So am I, it must be launch time !... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Space jokes - 25138
- What do you call a
loony spaceman ?
An
astronut !... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Space jokes - 25139
- I want to be an astronaut when I grow
up.
What high hopes you have !... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Space jokes - 25140
- If athletes get athlete's foot, then what
do astronauts get?
Missile toe.... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Space jokes - 25141
- An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter,
"How do
you feel?"
"How would you feel," the ast... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Space jokes - 25142
- What do astronauts put on their toast? Space
Jam.... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Space jokes - 25143
- What do astronauts
wear to bed?
Space
Jammies!... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Space jokes - 25144
- What do you call an alien surfing the
Internet?
e-t.... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Space jokes - 25145
- What do you call a sick extraterrestrial?
An
ailin' alien.... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Space jokes - 25146
- Two aliens landed their ship on a golf course
and
watched a young man golfing. First he hit it i... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Spelling jokes - 16819
- "Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?"
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Mic... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Spelling jokes - 16820
- School Doctor:
Have you ever had trouble
with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to
spell i... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Spelling jokes - 16821
- How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g.
That's
wrong.
That's what you asked for, isn't it?... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Spelling jokes - 16822
- First witch: Here's a banana
if you can
spell it.
Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Spelling jokes - 16823
- The young lad had applied for a job, and was
asked his full name.
"Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Spelling jokes - 25280
- Daughter: I will never learn to
spell.
Mother: Why?
Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the wor... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Spelling jokes - 25281
- "I gotta 'A' in
spelling," Tony told
his father.
"You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' ... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Spelling jokes - 25282
- Early Texas governors were not very well
educated. There was once a
chief executive who thought ... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Spelling jokes - 25283
- A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and
a West
Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked th... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Spelling jokes - 25284
- Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi?
Redneck: Which one? The river or the
state?... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Spelling jokes - 25285
- "Mah son's real smart!" crowed the redneck
mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can ... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Spelling jokes - 25286
- Two men were walking home after a Halloween
party and
decided to take a shortcut through the cem... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Spelling jokes - 25287
- A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a
group
of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling be... Read the whole joke |
