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Title |
| 1 |
Humor jokes - 22051
- What do you call a guard
with a hundred
legs? A sentrypede.... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Humor jokes - 22052
- Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin
opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Humor jokes - 22053
- What do you call a bell
wearing a tutu
?
A bellerina !... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Humor jokes - 22054
- Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.
When I
woke up my pillow was gone !... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Humor jokes - 22055
- Do you love me?
Of course
Then whisper
something soft and sweet in my ear
Lemon meringue pie !... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Humor jokes - 22056
- I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion
like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Humor jokes - 22057
- This morning I felt that today was going to be
my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollar... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Humor jokes - 22058
- What's the difference between a sigh, a car and
a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear.... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Humor jokes - 22059
- Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate
nine.... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Humor jokes - 22060
- Q: What's
black, white and read all over?
A: A newspaper.... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Humor jokes - 22061
- What runs all day but
never gets tired?
Water.... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Humor jokes - 22062
- Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden
have in common? A. They both look out their caves... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Humor jokes - 22063
- Q:
How many Survivors does it take to screw
in a light bulb? A: One to
start screwing it in an... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Humor jokes - 22064
- So the bus
driver said to the string, "Are
you a string?" and the string said,
"No, I'm afraid... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Humor jokes - 22065
- Q: Why couldn't the animals
on Noah's Ark
play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the
deck... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Humor jokes - 22066
- Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A.
All the house plants are
dead, but there's somethi... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Humor jokes - 22067
- Q. What did Snow white say when her photos
didn't come back from the photo store?
A. "Some day ... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Humor jokes - 22068
- Q: Why did the haunted house not
like rain?
A: Because it dampened his spirits.... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Humor jokes - 22069
- Q: What did the hat
say to the necktie? A:
You go AHEAD I'll HANG AROUND!... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Humor jokes - 22070
- Q: How many
existentialists does it take to
screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw
it in ... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Humor jokes - 22071
- Q: Why did the
scientist install a knocker
on his door? A: To win the no-bell
prize.... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Humor jokes - 22072
- The strong young man at the construction site
was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat ... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Humor jokes - 22073
- The world's most incredibly lazy man found
a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and g... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Humor jokes - 22074
- There was a man who entered a local paper's pun
contest. He sent in ten
different puns, in the h... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Humor jokes - 22075
- Martin asked David, "In which
state does the
Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the ... Read the whole joke |
