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A wide selection
- "Hey, Pal", the irate druggist shouted, "Put that cigar outwhile you are in my store!""I bought this... Read the whole joke |
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A woman enters a butcher shop and asks...
- A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,"Do you have pigs ears?"The counter ass... Read the whole joke |
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A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...
- A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn't there, and she doesn't wantto name ... Read the whole joke |
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A woman selling apples in New York...
- A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never... Read the whole joke |
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A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs...
- A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the per... Read the whole joke |
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A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...
- A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good. I'd like... Read the whole joke |
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A woman went to the bar with a black eye...
- A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband,"... Read the whole joke |
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A yard sale
- A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realiz... Read the whole joke |
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A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...
- A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. H... Read the whole joke |
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A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking...
- A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One... Read the whole joke |
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A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply...
- A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the... Read the whole joke |
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An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote...
- An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down... Read the whole joke |
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An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly...
- An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She promptly reached into her b... Read the whole joke |
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An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they...
- An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son h... Read the whole joke |
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An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea...
- An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for d... Read the whole joke |
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Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day...
- Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local ... Read the whole joke |
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Ass-corked
- Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says... Read the whole joke |
