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yo mama so fat.. cereal
- Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
- Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
yo mama so fat.. disease
- Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 y... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
- Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
- Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Yo mama so fat... George Washington
- Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
yo mama so stupid
- Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
- Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
yo mama so stupid.. juice
- Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
- Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
yo mama so ugly... blind..
- Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Yo mama's glasses so thick
- Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's gla... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Yo mama's hair is so short
- Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls ... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Yo mama's head so large
- Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Yo mama's head so small
- Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pier... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Yo mama's house is so dirty
- Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe h... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Yo mama's house is so small
- Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama h... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Yo mama's nose is so big
- Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
yo mama's teeth
- yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day"........ Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow
- Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spit... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Yo mamas so fat ... skittles
- Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
yo mamas so stupid...gumball
- Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
yo mamma is so ugly... onion
- Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
yo mamma so fat
- Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
Yo mamma so fat... elevater
- Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down.... Read the whole joke |
