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| 1 |
Are You Really Sure?
- |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Blond Alligator Shoes
- Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Blond medical terminology
- |Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatm... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Blonde and Hairdresser
- A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a hairc... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Blonde and screen door
- What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get. What ... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
blonde and the bowling ball
- Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in ... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Blonde and The Coke Machine
- This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drin... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Blonde and the Postman
- It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of we... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
blonde and the puzzle
- A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure,"... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
blonde and the washing machine
- Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine,... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Blonde Car Accident
- |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her p... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
blonde kidnap
- A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold hi... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Blonde Sky Divers
- |A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothin... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Blonde weighs baby
- At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The cl... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Blonde's medical exam
- A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small wait... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Blonde's memo to her boss
- TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instru... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Blondes and Turtles
- What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they're on their back, they're screwed!... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Blondes change a lightbulb
- |Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We nee... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
boat troubles
- During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat p... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Buying a New Farm
- |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Buying drinks at a bar
- |A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brun... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
cant stop with the q and a's
- Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn't know which one came first!Q... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Clean those restrooms
- |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Did you hear about the blond?
- |Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde wh... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
did you hear about...
- Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who... Read the whole joke |
