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An old occupation
- |What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lo... Read the whole joke
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Application rejections
- |Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for... Read the whole joke
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Boss wants too much
- |For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and wa... Read the whole joke
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Changed HR policies
- |Casual Fridays:Week 1 - Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Da... Read the whole joke
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Company buzz words
- |New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a dea... Read the whole joke
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Corporate lingo list
- |Heres a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by ... Read the whole joke
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Describe professions
- |What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING - You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a ma... Read the whole joke
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Drummer problems
- |A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked wi... Read the whole joke
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Evaluating employees
- |RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: "Since my last report, this employee has reac... Read the whole joke
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Fun with telemarketers
- |What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has mos... Read the whole joke
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Have a life after death
- |"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recr... Read the whole joke
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Have incredible dogs
- |Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog ... Read the whole joke
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How all careers end
- |How careers end... Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far ... Read the whole joke
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Identifying wasted time
- |TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been ... Read the whole joke
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Letters to a landlord
- |Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the childre... Read the whole joke
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Mistakes on a resume
- |These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription... Read the whole joke
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Murphy's work laws
- |MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't b... Read the whole joke
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Must help the wife
- |Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy hous... Read the whole joke
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Never say it at work
- |TWELVE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work in the morning. ... Read the whole joke
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Old local blacksmith
- |An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young m... Read the whole joke
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Pay for your past bills
- |A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of mone... Read the whole joke
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Photographer works
- |There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - t... Read the whole joke
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Pick a starting salary
- |Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MI... Read the whole joke
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Play the Office Game
- |Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Gam... Read the whole joke
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Quotes of companies
- |Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out of differen... Read the whole joke
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