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A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University...
- A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following autumn... Read the whole joke |
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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear...
- A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. ... Read the whole joke |
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Academy of Mudgeology
- Academy of MudgeologySome selections from our catalog: Course number/Title/(Days/Time)MUS147 HOW TO... Read the whole joke |
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American University Grading Procedures
- American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the Amer... Read the whole joke |
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Are You About to Employ a Robot?
- Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB Psy... Read the whole joke |
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Bonkistry
- Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professo... Read the whole joke |
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College Dorm
- On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The fe... Read the whole joke |
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Dad, can you write in the dark?
- SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?SYLVIA: Your... Read the whole joke |
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Disprove this!
- A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless absolutely necess... Read the whole joke |
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Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye...
- Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from Barra, but anyway..) went t... Read the whole joke |
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Expands up to six times its size
- Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, "Can you tell me the part of the body that, under t... Read the whole joke |
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How does physics save lives?
- One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely int... Read the whole joke |
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How to write a paper
- How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty ... Read the whole joke |
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Letter from Daughter to Parents
- Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months since I left... Read the whole joke |
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Little Johnny was in his math's class one day...
- Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teachersingled him out."If I gave you $20," t... Read the whole joke |
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MD Qs and As
- What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?"What does a graduate stu... Read the whole joke |
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Mrs. Prussy
- The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introdu... Read the whole joke |
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New University Promos
- New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate. The the av... Read the whole joke |
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No $
- No $Dear Dad,$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.With all my ... Read the whole joke |
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Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
- Rabbit's Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It's a f... Read the whole joke |
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SAT score decay
- SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for years.The following may be the... Read the whole joke |
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Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test
- Selections From the Scholastic Aptitude Preparatory Test (... Read the whole joke |
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Should you have any questions during the exam...
- Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause enoughblood to... Read the whole joke |
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Special High Intensity Teaching
- Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of quality... Read the whole joke |
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The College Food Chain
- The College Food Chain THE DEANLeaps tall buildings in a single boundIs more powerful than a ... Read the whole joke |
