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Title |
Category |
| 1 |
Boarding from what gate?
- |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...Read the whole joke
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Aviation Jokes |
| 2 |
Statistical one-liners
- |A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make...Read the whole joke
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Stats/Math Jokes |
| 3 |
Debate the stop sign
- |A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining t...Read the whole joke
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Police Jokes |
| 4 |
All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke
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Men Jokes |
| 5 |
Evaluation comments
- |Dictionary of Evaluation Comments Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayi...Read the whole joke
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Mixed Jokes |
| 6 |
Cynic's Approach To Love
- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never ...Read the whole joke
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Miscellaneous |
| 7 |
3 women went out drinking
- 3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day...Read the whole joke
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Women Jokes |
| 8 |
Are You Really Sure?
- |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke
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Blonde Jokes |
| 9 |
Guests for dinner
- |The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. H...Read the whole joke
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Mom/Dad Jokes |
| 10 |
Fishing jokes
- Why are fish cleverer than humans?
Ever
seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?...Read the whole joke
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More Jokes |
| 11 |
New Ruling
- The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmassea...Read the whole joke
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Political Jokes |
| 12 |
Mom, I'm pregnant!
- One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...Read the whole joke
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April Fools Jokes |
| 13 |
West Ham's ground
- |A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room w...Read the whole joke
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Sport Jokes |
| 14 |
8 things women won't say
- 8. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather ju...Read the whole joke
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Women Jokes |
| 15 |
Yo mama has
- one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her upper lip, she braids ...Read the whole joke
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Yo Mama Jokes |
| 16 |
Bad Santa
- A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother....Read the whole joke
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Christmas Jokes |
| 17 |
5 drinks
- A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v...Read the whole joke
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Drunks |
| 18 |
Journalist jokes
- What do you get if you cross a radio music
presenter
with Match of the Day ?
DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !...Read the whole joke
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More Jokes |
| 19 |
blonde and the bowling ball
- Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in ...Read the whole joke
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Blonde Jokes |
| 20 |
A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke
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Animal Jokes |
| 21 |
How does a man keep his youth?
- Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds....Read the whole joke
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Men |
| 22 |
Blonde Car Accident
- |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her p...Read the whole joke
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Blonde Jokes |
| 23 |
Blonde and Hairdresser
- A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a hairc...Read the whole joke
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Blonde Jokes |
| 24 |
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
- Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization... Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hyd...Read the whole joke
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Science |
| 25 |
bone specialist
- He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it....Read the whole joke
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Funny Jokes |
