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- What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?
A mousetache.... Read the whole joke
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- Louise was watching her big sister covering her
"What's that for?" she asked.... Read the whole joke
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- What happened when the
witch went for a job as
a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the p... Read the whole joke
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- Fred: You have
the face of a saint.
Really? Which one?
Fred: A Saint Bernard.... Read the whole joke
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- Fred: You've got a Roman nose.
Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your... Read the whole joke
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- Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face
and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the s... Read the whole joke
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- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll
exception.... Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that
when a tear
rolls down her cheek it takes one ... Read the whole joke
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- Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.
Harry: Do you think so?
Fred: Yes. It's so thick that... Read the whole joke
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- Wife to
Husband: I'll have you know I've
got the face of a teenager!
Husband to Wife: Then you... Read the whole joke
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- Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling
Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expec... Read the whole joke
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- Fred: Do
you like my new hairstyle?
In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.... Read the whole joke
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- You can read
his mind in his face.
it's usually a complete blank.... Read the whole joke
||Face jokes - 20856
- First Witch: I like your toad.
He always has
such a nice expression on his face.
Second Witch:... Read the whole joke
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- How did your mom know
you hadn't washed your
I forgot to wet the soap.... Read the whole joke
||Face jokes - 20858
- Boy monster: You've got a face like a million
Girl monster: Have I really ?
Boy mons... Read the whole joke
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- My teacher's got a
pretty face if you can
read between the lines.... Read the whole joke
||Face jokes - 20860
- Counselor: Wash your face.
I can see what you
had for breakfast.
Henry: If you're so smart, wha... Read the whole joke
||Face jokes - 20861
- What is the hottest part of a
His sideburns.... Read the whole joke
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- Why is your nose in the middle of your
Because it is the scenter (centre).... Read the whole joke
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- Why is your face all scratched ?
said it with flowers.
Not really, ... Read the whole joke
||Face jokes - 20864
- Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.... Read the whole joke
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- I don't know where you got your face
but i hope you have the receipt.... Read the whole joke
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- Once there was a church that
had a bell that
no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked th... Read the whole joke
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- Q.What do me and a mirror have in common?
A.When we see your face we both crack up!... Read the whole joke