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Teeth jokes - 16824
- Fan: I've always admired you. Are your teeth your own? Actor: Whose do you think they are?... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 16825
- What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 16826
- What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 16827
- Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 16828
- A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. ... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25313
- Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose.... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25314
- What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out? He ate the dentist.... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25315
- What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25316
- Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath.... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25317
- Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of y... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25318
- What's the best thing to put into a pizza? Your teeth.... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25319
- Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to co... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25320
- What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. ... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25321
- "Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25322
- Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs? It had a suite tooth.... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25323
- What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25324
- What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain an... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25325
- What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25326
- What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25327
- What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, you've got lovely... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25328
- A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down ... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25329
- Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25330
- What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw.... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25331
- What did one tooth say to the other tooth? "Thar's gold in them thar fills."... Read the whole joke
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Teeth jokes - 25332
- What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"... Read the whole joke
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