- Why isn't Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are alre... Read the whole joke
||10 Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble
- 10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without... Read the whole joke
||a nerd, a nude, and a bike
- A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny n... Read the whole joke
||A Son's Love
- An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His... Read the whole joke
||Accountants and Engineers on a Train
- Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th... Read the whole joke
- Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!... Read the whole joke
||Chinese and Spielberg
- A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a gr... Read the whole joke
- Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If... Read the whole joke
||God vs Satan
- And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable... Read the whole joke
||How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
- Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it ... Read the whole joke
||irish ... light bulb joke
- How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink ... Read the whole joke
||Jump out of the plane!
- An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pi... Read the whole joke
- Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.... Read the whole joke
||Mohammed and Douglas Adams
- Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a t... Read the whole joke
- A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife pu... Read the whole joke
||Proof That Santa Doesn't Exist - For Nerds!
- There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa d... Read the whole joke
||The Cow and the Chicken
- So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOL... Read the whole joke
||Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
- 10. It doesn't snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It's more fun getting into Hell.7. You ... Read the whole joke
||What's on your back?
- A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of ... Read the whole joke
||Whats the diffrence
- whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...... Read the whole joke
||You know you drink too much coffee when...
- 1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails. 3. You can jump-... Read the whole joke
||You're so dumb...
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.... Read the whole joke