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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...
- A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of... Read the whole joke |
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A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center...
- A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted s... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter...
- A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime... Read the whole joke |
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A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car
- A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
A talking Frog
- A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
- ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just g... Read the whole joke |
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Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95...
- Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop,' he says, 'you can't run W... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Acronyms
- PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE ... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
- Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Chain Letter Type III
- Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This isabsolute... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Chain Letter Type IV
- Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of yourfriend... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Chain Letter Type lI
- Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make o... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Computer Ease!
- Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the plann... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Definition of Programmer
- Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being a... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Diary of an AOL User
- Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I've heard it is th... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Does DEC still make toasters?..
- Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
- Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew pro... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
God and the Computer
- God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction m... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and...
- I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement
- IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
If Apple made toasters...
- If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The ... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
If Cray made toasters...
- If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice t... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...
- If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast... Read the whole joke |
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If IBM made toasters...
- If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for o... Read the whole joke |
