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A couple of geezers were sitting...
- A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are... Read the whole joke
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A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse...
- A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman ... Read the whole joke
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A hearing problem
- An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you ... Read the whole joke
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A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus...
- A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her ha... Read the whole joke
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A little old lady walked into the bank...
- A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed gua... Read the whole joke
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A man was walking down the street when he noticed...
- A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking c... Read the whole joke
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A use for Viagra
- A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feelin... Read the whole joke
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A work of art
- A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened galle... Read the whole joke
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A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm...
- A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hi... Read the whole joke
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Abe Lincoln
- An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a... Read the whole joke
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An elderly couple walk into a doctor office...
- An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want to hav... Read the whole joke
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An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests...
- "Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine o... Read the whole joke
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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by...
- An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's... Read the whole joke
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An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up...
- An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the d... Read the whole joke
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An old man goes into the Social Security Office...
- An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birt... Read the whole joke
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| 16 |
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying...
- An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down next to him and says, "Mist... Read the whole joke
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Bending it further
- The old man was saying to his doctor,"You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As ... Read the whole joke
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Can't do
- "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sit... Read the whole joke
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Don't Forget!
- An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor ... Read the whole joke
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Getting married
- Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a ... Read the whole joke
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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
- How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!... Read the whole joke
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| 22 |
Is it worth it?
- Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old w... Read the whole joke
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Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70...
- Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answ... Read the whole joke
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One day an older fella was in for a checkup...
- One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor was amazed."Holy cow! ... Read the whole joke
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Perfectly good eyesight
- Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on ... Read the whole joke
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