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A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks...
- A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours ... Read the whole joke |
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Another costume
- A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The gi... Read the whole joke |
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At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his...
- At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an exam, on... Read the whole joke |
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Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off...
- Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in ... Read the whole joke |
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Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
- Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?Yeah, I finally let her out... Read the whole joke |
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Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
- Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.... Read the whole joke |
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Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
- Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple... Read the whole joke |
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Dissapointing
- Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers.... Read the whole joke |
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Fatherly feelings
- One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he ... Read the whole joke |
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day...
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink... Read the whole joke |
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Have you heard the one about the...
- Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90%... Read the whole joke |
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How are husbands like lawn mowers?
- How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the... Read the whole joke |
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How are men like UFOs?
- How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they'r... Read the whole joke |
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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
- How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
How do men exercise at the beach?
- How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... Read the whole joke |
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How do men sort their laundry?
- How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".... Read the whole joke |
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How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
- Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you turn it over!Sent by gms38... Read the whole joke |
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How do you get a man to do situps?
- How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his ankles...... Read the whole joke |
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How do you scare a man?
- How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.... Read the whole joke |
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How does a man keep his youth?
- Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.... Read the whole joke |
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How does a man show he's planning for the future?
- Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
How is a man like a snow fall?
- How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will las... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
- How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't ta... Read the whole joke |
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How many honest, intelligent, caring men...
- How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of th... Read the whole joke |
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. Its never happened.... Read the whole joke |
