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| 1 |
A bad habit
- I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in t... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife...
- A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in ... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...
- A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed a... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
A bum asks a man for $2...
- A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, "Will you buy booze?"The bum said, "No."The man asked, "Will ... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond...
- A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
A caring husband
- A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after helping him with his luggage.... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
A change of style
- Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is puttin... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
A Change Of Vows
- During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."Look, I'll give ... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed...
- A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette with a satisfied smile on i... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
A chinese detective
- A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detecti... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...
- A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife...
- A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
A couple came upon a wishing well...
- A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wi... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're...
- A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
A couple have not been getting along for years...
- A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery p... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
A couple married forty years were revisiting the...
- A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon. Driving... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
A cure for atheism
- A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but she had turned him dow... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
A different father
- A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The o... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
A fair deal
- A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
A family was having dinner on Mother's Day...
- A family was having dinner on Mother's Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally t... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
A farmer and his girlfriend...
- A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
A farmer walked into an attorney office...
- A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney asked, "May I h... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
A fellow in a bar notices a woman...
- A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on afairly regular basis. After the se... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...
- A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight. After a few cocktai... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
A girl runs home to her mother crying...
- A girl runs home to her mother crying, "I can't marry Joe! He's an atheist! He doesn't believe in Go... Read the whole joke |
