- There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot of tequilla, slams the glass on the table and s...Read the whole joke
- Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone might clean them!?...Read the whole joke
- What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!...Read the whole joke
||The worm hole!
- A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hol...Read the whole joke
||In the closet.
- A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One da...Read the whole joke
||New dinosaur found!
- Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!...Read the whole joke
||Dirty old man
- This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and her bags packed. He said "What are you doing?"She s...Read the whole joke
||Get Rich Quick
- A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, pl...Read the whole joke
||Snow White and her Prince
- What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some day my prints would come!...Read the whole joke
- A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks w...Read the whole joke
||A Room for a Night
- Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort on Cape Cod --on...Read the whole joke
||Yet another blonde joke...
- How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!...Read the whole joke
||Blond and Brunette
- A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man gets on. So then the brunette turns to th...Read the whole joke
- Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a p...Read the whole joke
||The bar and chain.
- A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man what he could get him and why the man was pullin...Read the whole joke
||Grounds for Divorce
- A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of her background information and asks her, "...Read the whole joke
- Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father. He opens his dad's bedroom door and finds ...Read the whole joke
||Girls and Hockey
- Why can't girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!...Read the whole joke
||The Splatted Toad
- Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!...Read the whole joke
||Lonely Cow in Field
- Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking his monkey?A: Beef Stroganoff...Read the whole joke
- A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're going to By-God West Vir...Read the whole joke
||Your momma is...
- Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!...Read the whole joke
||Smitty the Parrot\'s Birthday
- Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to get laid."So Harry ta...Read the whole joke
- What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!...Read the whole joke
- Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast as Rudolf but doesn't stop as quick!...Read the whole joke