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There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for... - There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salvation Army gent said,...Read the whole joke
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What do you give the paedophile who has everything? - What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish...Read the whole joke
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What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the... - What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....Read the whole joke
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A crowd had gathered around a whore and... - A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her and said: "Let he who...Read the whole joke
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A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out... - A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older priest what he should giv...Read the whole joke
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What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? - What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off....Read the whole joke
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What's the difference between Jesus and... - Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture....Read the whole joke
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Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia? - Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really wa...Read the whole joke
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Divine Right - Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday...Read the whole joke
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Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel... - Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, g...Read the whole joke
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A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi... - A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. The pastor had to make...Read the whole joke
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A dangerous animal - The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the...Read the whole joke
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Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing... - Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the go...Read the whole joke
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A stupid dog - While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Ber...Read the whole joke
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A man was leaving church one day... - A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake hands with members of t...Read the whole joke
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An anti-bat spray - Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having tro...Read the whole joke
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Change my mind - The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, "I give ten dollars." Just then, a...Read the whole joke
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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon... - A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'dta...Read the whole joke
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And Jesus said unto his disciples... - And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art th...Read the whole joke
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What's the difference between a nun and a woman... - What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul....Read the whole joke
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Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies... - Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not fa...Read the whole joke
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What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? - Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration....Read the whole joke
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How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish? - Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with hi...Read the whole joke
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Where to send him? - A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly,...Read the whole joke
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On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was... - On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop ...Read the whole joke
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