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1 A man moves into a nudist colony...
- A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a current photoof himself i...Read the whole joke

2 What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
- Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stun...Read the whole joke

3 How do you tell two KKK members apart?
- How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother.......Read the whole joke

4 What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
- Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with cheese....Read the whole joke

5 What would Princess Diana be doing right...
- Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid of her casket....Read the whole joke

6 What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...
- What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table....Read the whole joke

7 A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
- A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt. The barman looks a...Read the whole joke

8 What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
- What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!...Read the whole joke

9 Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?
- Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones....Read the whole joke

10 There were these three morticians talking about...
- There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had this soldier who steppe...Read the whole joke

11 Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
- Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don't wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I d...Read the whole joke

12 What's brown and sticky?
- What's brown and sticky?A stick....Read the whole joke

13 A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues...
- A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's marvelous," he enthused to a friend. ...Read the whole joke

14 Silence
- Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise disturb you?Father: ...Read the whole joke

15 Voodoo
- Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q: Voodoo?A: We do.Q...Read the whole joke

16 What is your date of birth?
- Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year....Read the whole joke

17 On Jeopardy
- On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is "Political Subversion". The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to the destruction...Read the whole joke

18 What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
- What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket is what little red riding hood took to g...Read the whole joke

19 What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...
- Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two Test Tickles...Read the whole joke

20 What is grosser than gross?
- Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt....Read the whole joke

21 If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...
- Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P....Read the whole joke

22 The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...
- The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it's now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat kid on a carton of s...Read the whole joke

23 Many moons
- There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and behold there was an In...Read the whole joke

24 What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
- What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception....Read the whole joke

25 Why did the pervert cross the road?
- Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken....Read the whole joke