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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
- Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe....Read the whole joke
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How does a man keep his youth?
- Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds....Read the whole joke
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What does a man and a floor have in common?
- Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever...Read the whole joke
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What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
- What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company....Read the whole joke
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What's the ultimate rejection?
- Q: What's the ultimate rejection?A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep....Read the whole joke
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Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off...
- Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was ...Read the whole joke
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Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
- Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going....Read the whole joke
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Why are men like blenders?
- Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why....Read the whole joke
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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
- What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off....Read the whole joke
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How are men like UFOs?
- How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they're going to take off....Read the whole joke
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If men had PMS, what would happen?
- If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an a...Read the whole joke
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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
- Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital....Read the whole joke
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Which of the following lines will do a better job...
- Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call the police!!!2) I l...Read the whole joke
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Three men and a baby
- "Three Men And A Baby"........What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having caught nothing....Read the whole joke
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What do you do if your bank account stops working?
- What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house....Read the whole joke
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Why do men take showers instead of baths?
- Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting....Read the whole joke
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.The other 3 are there to list...Read the whole joke
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What do men and pantyhose have in common?
- Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!...Read the whole joke
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There was a young man from Kent...
- There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo save himself troubleInstead of comin...Read the whole joke
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What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
- What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor...Read the whole joke
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Why don't men get mad cow disease?
- A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"...Read the whole joke
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What is defference between man and Superman?
- What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser...Read the whole joke
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When should you care for a man's company?
- When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it....Read the whole joke
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An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests...
- "Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine old carefully stored ...Read the whole joke
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A couple of geezers were sitting...
- A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are you, Tom?" asked Ma...Read the whole joke
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