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Cannibal jokes
- Did you hear
about the cannibal who
joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects....Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear about the
cannibal who
commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew....Read the whole joke
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- Cannibals capture three men. The men
are
told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will
be us...Read the whole joke
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- A cannibal son and
his father are out
looking for food. They are watching people walk down
the street. The
son s...Read the whole joke
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- Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her
husband when he came home late for dinner?
A. The cold
shoulder....Read the whole joke
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- First cannibal: We had burglars last night.
Second cannibal: Did they taste good?...Read the whole joke
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- First cannibal: I don't know
what to
make of my husband these days.
Second cannibal: How about a curry?...Read the whole joke
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- The cannibal king was having
dinner when
a servant came running in.
"Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are
rev...Read the whole joke
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- What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels....Read the whole joke
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- What is the cannibals' favorite game?
Swallow my Leader....Read the whole joke
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- What happened to the cannibal lion?
He
had to swallow his pride....Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear about the cannibal who went
vegetarian?
He couldn't stop eating swedes....Read the whole joke
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- Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend
home
for dinner.
Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him
tomo...Read the whole joke
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- A
cannibal chief was just about to stew
his latest victim for dinner when
the man protested,
"You can't
eat me...Read the whole joke
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- First cannibal: My wife's a tough old bird.
Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another
half...Read the whole joke
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- A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us
to eat people,
why did he make them out of meat?...Read the whole joke
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- A man is captured by cannibals,
every day
they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their
food.Fi...Read the whole joke
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- Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a
missionary and I feel sick !
Mom: Well, you know what they say - you
can't k...Read the whole joke
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- Was the principal's brother really a
missionary?
He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands
their...Read the whole joke
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- When a plane caught fire over the jungle the
pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned
to ...Read the whole joke
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- 1st
Cannibal: I don't know what to make
of my boyfriend these days.
2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?...Read the whole joke
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- What did the cannibal's parents
say when
she brought her boyfriend home ?
'Lovely, dear, he looks good
enough to ...Read the whole joke
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- First cannibal: Who
was that girl I saw
you with last night ?
Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my
supp...Read the whole joke
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- Two cannibals
were having lunch. 'Your
girlfriend makes a great soup,' said one to
the other.
'Yes!'
agreed the...Read the whole joke
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- Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The other one
replied,...Read the whole joke
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