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1 The only true religion
- One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good news. I am tired of al...Read the whole joke

2 A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
- A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very or...Read the whole joke

3 Seymour was a good and pious man...
- Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. "...Read the whole joke

4 Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...
- Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are ...Read the whole joke

5 This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...
- This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shop...Read the whole joke

6 Why wasn't Jesus born in America?
- Why wasn't Jesus born in America?They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin....Read the whole joke

7 Jesus has risen
- Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic florist - $ 30...Read the whole joke

8 What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
- What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm....Read the whole joke

9 The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
- The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to duck inside.On the w...Read the whole joke

10 Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
- Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don't like to look down on the unemployed....Read the whole joke

11 Confession
- The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he tells her that her ...Read the whole joke

12 Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...
- Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, leaned overthe pulpit...Read the whole joke

13 A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
- A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD"print...Read the whole joke

14 This fellow comes to confession...
- This fellow comes to confession. "Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned."The priest asked, "What did you do, my s...Read the whole joke

15 Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market...
- Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said ...Read the whole joke

16 Is there a God?
- Is there a God?A billion Hindus can't be wrong....Read the whole joke

17 What is the meaning of life?
- What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate....Read the whole joke

18 Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man...
- Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers. The guy advises: "Sisters, if you buy 3 c...Read the whole joke

19 What language do the Vatican Police speak?
- What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!...Read the whole joke

20 A minister was asked by a politician...
- A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Qu...Read the whole joke

21 One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...
- One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn't, since it was Sunday. But hefigured, well, it's ok if i ...Read the whole joke

22 The three truths in life
- There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah....2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope...Read the whole joke

23 What do you call a man that marries another man?
- What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister...Read the whole joke

24 How can I believe in God when just last week...
- "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody A...Read the whole joke

25 Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...
- Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle ...Read the whole joke