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1 The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
- Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They both circle around uranus searching for kl...Read the whole joke

2 FROG
- What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what...we DO taste like chicken!...Read the whole joke

3 If You Love The Lord
- The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it...Read the whole joke

4 The Duck Hunt
- One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist from The Game Warden....Read the whole joke

5 Wife
- What's the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!...Read the whole joke

6 Messed up teeth
- Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!...Read the whole joke

7 Throw Up!
- Knock Knock.Who's there?StanStan who?Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!...Read the whole joke

8 Conflict of Interest
- Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!...Read the whole joke

9 Learning to Cuss
- Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear. So, the eight-year-old says to the six-year...Read the whole joke

10 Engineer Cookie Recipe
- Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6 cm3 partia...Read the whole joke

11 No Smoking Here
- A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged, says "Sir, please refrain from smoking here, i...Read the whole joke

12 Bragging
- A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began d...Read the whole joke

13 I Spy
- Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making love: "Wow, look at the...Read the whole joke

14 Life of an Egg
- So you think your life is bad...Just think how bad the life of an egg is...You only get laid onceYou only get eaten once...Read the whole joke

15 Soldier's Ambition
- An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, "What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphili...Read the whole joke

16 Senior's Thoughts (Classic)
- What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones ...Read the whole joke

17 Flea Cure
- Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?...Read the whole joke

18 Murphy's Laws (5)
- Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the world than donkeys.Wooden legs are not heredita...Read the whole joke

19 Restaurant Specialty
- Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails.""I know. One of them served me the last time I was here!"...Read the whole joke

20 Driving In Fog Riddle
- Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!...Read the whole joke

21 The Hollywood/English Dictionary
- VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research = procrastin...Read the whole joke

22 Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
- Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who wen...Read the whole joke

23 End of the World Reports
- When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADThe Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLU...Read the whole joke

24 Using the Elevator
- An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from their home in the East Tennesse Smokies. One day the...Read the whole joke

25 Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
- There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there is nothing to worry ...Read the whole joke