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1 What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
- What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers....Read the whole joke

2 How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
- How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo...Read the whole joke

3 One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...
- One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.He had no...Read the whole joke

4 Why do elephants have 4 feet?
- Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough....Read the whole joke

5 Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...
- Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly,...Read the whole joke

6 Have you ever smelled moth balls?
- Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?...Read the whole joke

7 What has two legs and bleeds?
- What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog....Read the whole joke

8 What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
- What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic....Read the whole joke

9 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree ? - Bec...Read the whole joke

10 Why does a cow wear a bell?
- Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!...Read the whole joke

11 How do you catch a polar bear?
- How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough pea...Read the whole joke

12 Snake joke
- First snake:I hope I'm not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!...Read the whole joke

13 Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
- This is, like, so dumb...Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat's Urine 1.Treat the beaker like your most prize...Read the whole joke

14 A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
- A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one wom...Read the whole joke

15 A gruesome murder
- A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err,which of you ge...Read the whole joke

16 There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
- There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to satisfy the local fe...Read the whole joke

17 Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
- Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months....Read the whole joke

18 The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...
- The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the f...Read the whole joke

19 Bying a horse
- This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend"I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to ...Read the whole joke

20 There were two guys walking down the street...
- There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said. "Man I wish I could...Read the whole joke

21 Why do gorillas have big noses?
- Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers....Read the whole joke

22 How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption th...Read the whole joke

23 How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mistakes the other hunter...Read the whole joke

24 How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling elephants they haven't ...Read the whole joke

25 On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...
- On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.Not having time...Read the whole joke