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Pig jokes
- Why did the pig join a muscle-building
class?
He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser....Read the whole joke
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- Why did the pig join the Army?
He heard the
food was a mess....Read the whole joke
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- Why did the pig run away from the pig
sty?
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted....Read the whole joke
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- Why did the
pig wear yellow coveralls?
He
split a seam in his blue ones....Read the whole joke
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- Why did the piglets do badly in
school?
They were all slow loiners....Read the whole joke
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- Why did the piglets get in trouble in
their
biology class?
They ate all the specimens....Read the whole joke
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- Why did the piglets get in trouble in their
stained glass class?
They stained it with mud....Read the whole joke
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- Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?
It
was Saint Patrick's Day....Read the whole joke
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- Why did the spotted pigs run away?
They
thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on
the
do...Read the whole joke
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- Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his
own?
He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic
...Read the whole joke
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- Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher
pig?
Because he was an old boar....Read the whole joke
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- Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their
feed trough?
They were saving the best for last....Read the whole joke
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- Why do pigs like February 14th?
They get lots
of Valenswines....Read the whole joke
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- Why do pigs love Halloween?
There's lots of
hogsgobblin....Read the whole joke
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- Why do pigs run into trees?
To shake out the
alligators.
I've never seen an alligator In a tree.
That's
becaus...Read the whole joke
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- Why doesn't Santa hitch
his sleigh to a pig?
Pigs don't have red noses....Read the whole joke
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- Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other....Read the whole joke
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- Why was
the pig unhappy in the Minors?
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues....Read the whole joke
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- Why is the cook worried
about catching his
runaway pig?
He knows a little ham goes a long way....Read the whole joke
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- Why is your dad chasing those
pigs through the
garden?
We're raising mashed potatoes....Read the whole joke
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- Why isn't there a Superpig?
It's too hard
for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth....Read the whole joke
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- Why should you never invite a pig to join your
tug-of-war team?
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole....Read the whole joke
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- Why won't pigs take up
jogging?
They
don't like to get that far from the table....Read the whole joke
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- Why won't the witch
let the traveling pig
actors into her gingerbread cottage?
She's afraid they'll bring down
t...Read the whole joke
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- Why wouldn't the bird
let her chicks go near
the pig pen?
She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet....Read the whole joke
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