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Dirty jokes
- Q: What's the ultimate
embarrassment for a
blonde?
A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal
detector...Read the whole joke
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- Q: Why
do blondes always drink with
straws?
A: Practice....Read the whole joke
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- Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a
condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later....Read the whole joke
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- Q: What did the blind blonde say as she was
making love with her new boyfriend?
A: "Funny, you don't feel
Jewis...Read the whole joke
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- Q: What do you call a blonde
that can suck a
golfball through a water hose?
A:Sweetheart!...Read the whole joke
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- Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and
then turn around and come home?
A: It took her that long to
di...Read the whole joke
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- Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to
squeeze his
left testicle?
A: Because the road sign said
'Squee...Read the whole joke
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- Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his
condom?
A: To keep the swelling down....Read the whole joke
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- Q: What do blonde's have against
condoms?
A: Their cheeks....Read the whole joke
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- Q: What do you call a brunette and three
blondes in a corner?
A: You don't, you see if you've got 3
condoms....Read the whole joke
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- Q: Did you hear
about the conceited
blonde?
A: She screams her own name when she comes....Read the whole joke
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- Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for
screwing?
A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change
shoe...Read the whole joke
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- Q: What is a
bellybutton for?
A: It
gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down....Read the whole joke
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- Q. What
did the blonde's left leg say to
her right leg? A: Between the two of
us, we can make a lot of
money....Read the whole joke
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- Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an
office?
A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the
bosses...Read the whole joke
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- Q: What did the blonde say
during a
porno?
A: "There I am!"...Read the whole joke
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- Q: How does a horny guy spell
relief?
A: B-L-O-N-D-E....Read the whole joke
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- Q: What do you call 4 blondes laying on the
beach?
A: Public access....Read the whole joke
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- Q: What do you call two blondes in a
canoe?
A: Fur traders....Read the whole joke
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- Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes....Read the whole joke
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- Q: Why is a blonde like
Australia?
A:
They're both down under, and no one cares....Read the whole joke
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- Q: Why do blonde's
get confused in the
ladies room?
A: They have to pull their own pants down....Read the whole joke
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- Q: What is 68 to a blonde?
A: Where she
goes down on you and you owe her one....Read the whole joke
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- Q: What does a
screen door and a blonde have
in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets....Read the whole joke
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- Q: What is the definition
of the perfect
woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a
pub....Read the whole joke
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