- Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!...Read the whole joke
- In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. After speaking for about 10 ...Read the whole joke
- A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".The bartender says - "I'm sorry we don't serve ...Read the whole joke
- So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour ourguide pointed out the new name to the "Oval Office", s...Read the whole joke
||Revenge of the blondes
- Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q: What is black and blue and brown lying ...Read the whole joke
||What is God?
- One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn't.He said "God is neither white, nor black. ...Read the whole joke
||Blonde Medical Terminology
- ARTERY--The study of fine paintings. BARIUM--What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN--What yoiu are after you be8. CAESAREAN ...Read the whole joke
||Your mama so stupid
- Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!...Read the whole joke
||The Jew, American, and Pollack.
- Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes...Read the whole joke
- You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.Yo momma's so fat ...Read the whole joke
- A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.The ste...Read the whole joke
- Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"...Read the whole joke
||No rest on this island
- A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a ...Read the whole joke
||Yo Mamma so fat...
- YO mamma is so fat...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!...Read the whole joke
||The two bee\'s
- Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going."Really bad," said the second bee, "the weather ...Read the whole joke
- A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart".911...Read the whole joke
||30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
- 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."3. Specify tha...Read the whole joke
||Things NOT to say to a Cop!
- Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my ra...Read the whole joke
- There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse.They were in the sho...Read the whole joke
- Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm cushions soft and ni...Read the whole joke
||The eleventh commandment
- We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was made. Just for President Clinton....Read the whole joke
||Newest game at the whitehouse
- What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!...Read the whole joke
||Your Momma is so ugly
- Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style....Read the whole joke
||More Your Mommas
- Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a buil...Read the whole joke
- One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him the Lord says, "You've lived a good life. If there...Read the whole joke