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While enjoying a drink with a mate one night...
- While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting a...Read the whole joke
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A woman selling apples in New York...
- A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never picks up an apple. ...Read the whole joke
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A little girl was playing up a tree near a church...
- A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to look up the tree and ...Read the whole joke
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A woman went to the bar with a black eye...
- A woman went to the bar with a black eye."How'd ya get that?" asked the bartender."From my husband," she replied."But I ...Read the whole joke
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...
- A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his...Read the whole joke
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First Aid Course
- When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help the driver. A women w...Read the whole joke
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Is this her first?..
- A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's goinginto labor!"The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this ...Read the whole joke
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Ten pounds of pride
- A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby, ...Read the whole joke
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The other day my house caught fire...
- The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have...Read the whole joke
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The hit-and-run
- The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-law just tried to runm...Read the whole joke
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A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on...
- A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate, he noticed that the...Read the whole joke
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A strange jigsaw puzzle
- Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?" replies Paddy"Oi'v...Read the whole joke
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Make my own bed
- Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.Innkeeper: Good. I'll...Read the whole joke
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Two men were walking through the woods when...
- Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50 feet in front of th...Read the whole joke
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An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they...
- An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son hit the lottery and w...Read the whole joke
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Cop coming upon a young couple making out...
- Cop coming upon a young couple making out....Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I told ya cops were st...Read the whole joke
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A college professor's going to bed with his wife...
- A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and read while she goes ...Read the whole joke
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Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary...
- Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of he...Read the whole joke
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Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south...
- Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopped at a pig farm and...Read the whole joke
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A girl called the police department and reported that...
- A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answered the phone, asked,...Read the whole joke
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Reading time
- A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks "what are you doin...Read the whole joke
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Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep...
- Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner.The minister...Read the whole joke
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Jewish fly
- A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink....he notices thatat the other end of the bar is the most attractive...Read the whole joke
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Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...
- Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. "That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispers to the other."Just i...Read the whole joke
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A Purple Heart
- A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to stay. He hears that room and board is available fr...Read the whole joke
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