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1 Lunch Box Lids
- Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.A2: So that when they'r...Read the whole joke

2 Raking Leaves
- Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out of the tree....Read the whole joke

3 Laughter On Monday
- Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!...Read the whole joke

4 Bilingual Dog
- A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some str...Read the whole joke

5 Not A Pharmacist
- Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters....Read the whole joke

6 Fly Buzzing
- Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?A: A Space Invader....Read the whole joke

7 Zebra
- Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot....Read the whole joke

8 Ponytails
- Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve stem....Read the whole joke

9 Affairs With Men
- Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!...Read the whole joke

10 Wheel of disfortune
- Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa seven!...Read the whole joke

11 In A Freezer
- Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes....Read the whole joke

12 Driver's Test
- Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back sea...Read the whole joke

13 Centipede
- One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big an...Read the whole joke

14 Only Half Way to Norway
- Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that long to discover that ...Read the whole joke

15 Why Legs?
- Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.A3...Read the whole joke

16 Few Gymnasts
- Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor....Read the whole joke

17 Long Amusement
- Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper....Read the whole joke

18 Unmarried In BMW
- Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee....Read the whole joke

19 Diaper Change
- Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds...Read the whole joke

20 Penny Offer
- Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change....Read the whole joke

21 Cheer
- Q: What's the blonde's cheer?A: "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I'm blonde, I'm blonde, ye...Read the whole joke

22 Mom Before Date
- Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home....Read the whole joke

23 No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
- Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smartie...Read the whole joke

24 Square Boobs
- Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box....Read the whole joke

25 To Drown
- Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratc...Read the whole joke